UCF v. Samford Tailgating Videos Posted!

Humans and college students are genetically very similar, but the two don't always peacefully co-exist.  College Stack researchers in the dense dangerous fraternity tent-forests of the University of Central Florida tailgating reserve worked hard to bring the two species together.  We had to go further under the influence than any team has gone before.  Our blood alchohol levels were an amzing 0.914% on average.   We had to see how they were coping with the new tailgating reserve laws.  We were willing to discover the answer at any cost.  Communicating with them may be our only chance to ensure the population will sustain itself.  One of our team members had a epiphony, and revealed in a dream  that all the answers could only be seen through beer-goggles.

Eastern lowland students are a familiar species often exhibited in at many universities. Yet because the creatures are difficult to approach scientists know little about their lives in the wild. Even seasoned fratologist and sororoligist shiver at their first encounter with a 250-pound frisbee slinging plebe. 

The UCF Tailgating Reserve features some 1,250 square ft of dense undergrad forests peppered with football throwing lane clearings, where many plebes congregate. These channels also offer a rare opportunity to get close to coeds, and participate in many of their customs.  We threw disks at sticks in the ground and knocked off cups. Our Researchers were able to gradually move closer as the plebes became used to their presence, and we were able to catch some great footage for the first time ever.

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Building Plebe Trust is a Risk Worth Taking!

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UCF Tailgating Palooza!

Sit back, and tune your ear to hear the tale of a College Stack journey. A treacherous trek through a wild wilderness of tents as far as the Guinness-glazed eye can see. This was a place where the beer flowed like wine.  This was unforgiving land laden with corn-holes. It was a place where the polish re-invented horseshoes, and rednecks played golf.  The dangers are so apparent that Red Cross setup sickbays on both sides of this rough country. Only there could you see a raging sea of beautiful women with bodacious bodies shotgunning six-packs faster than the brawniest boys, and we caught it on film. We've witnessed frat-boy feats that could boggle the mind. Some could fling a frisbee faster, farther, straighter, and with more accuracy than any beach bum on any coast around the world. They managed such believe-it-or-nots with a beer welded to their free hand and another thirty pickling their gut. It was truly amazing. The most amazing display was the in-the-spirit-of-Woodstock gathering of all the tribes in peace and love united by a common affinity for our UCF Knights.  Alcohol was guzzled by the tons, and there wasn’t a single shooting or fight…that we saw, but College Stack captured a fraction of this escapade in motion and still shots. We’ll be posting the footage very soon here:

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We hope you enjoy the footage half as much as we enjoyed shooting it.  BTW...Don’t watch it unless you’ve got an iron stomach conditioned for men with mohawks in speedos! (Just joshin... Speedo Dan is The Man!)

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Launch Day Approaching!

The services (restuarant finder etc.) are gradually being populated and fine-tuned with businesses as we get approval and add them. Otherwise, the site is in full swing. It will officially launch on the first wednesday of this semester. We will have our College Stack tent out at the first market day. We are hoping to give 2,000 FREE shirts per month to students when they sign up. So, get a head start and sign up.

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