UCF v. Samford Tailgating Videos Posted!

Humans and college students are genetically very similar, but the two don't always peacefully co-exist.  College Stack researchers in the dense dangerous fraternity tent-forests of the University of Central Florida tailgating reserve worked hard to bring the two species together.  We had to go further under the influence than any team has gone before.  Our blood alchohol levels were an amzing 0.914% on average.   We had to see how they were coping with the new tailgating reserve laws.  We were willing to discover the answer at any cost.  Communicating with them may be our only chance to ensure the population will sustain itself.  One of our team members had a epiphony, and revealed in a dream  that all the answers could only be seen through beer-goggles.

Eastern lowland students are a familiar species often exhibited in at many universities. Yet because the creatures are difficult to approach scientists know little about their lives in the wild. Even seasoned fratologist and sororoligist shiver at their first encounter with a 250-pound frisbee slinging plebe. 

The UCF Tailgating Reserve features some 1,250 square ft of dense undergrad forests peppered with football throwing lane clearings, where many plebes congregate. These channels also offer a rare opportunity to get close to coeds, and participate in many of their customs.  We threw disks at sticks in the ground and knocked off cups. Our Researchers were able to gradually move closer as the plebes became used to their presence, and we were able to catch some great footage for the first time ever.

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Building Plebe Trust is a Risk Worth Taking!

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