Monday, September 14, 2009

UCF v. Samford Tailgating Videos Posted!

Humans and college students are genetically very similar, but the two don't always peacefully co-exist.  College Stack researchers in the dense dangerous fraternity tent-forests of the University of Central Florida tailgating reserve worked hard to bring the two species together.  We had to go further under the influence than any team has gone before.  Our blood alchohol levels were an amzing 0.914% on average.   We had to see how they were coping with the new tailgating reserve laws.  We were willing to discover the answer at any cost.  Communicating with them may be our only chance to ensure the population will sustain itself.  One of our team members had a epiphony, and revealed in a dream  that all the answers could only be seen through beer-goggles.

Eastern lowland students are a familiar species often exhibited in at many universities. Yet because the creatures are difficult to approach scientists know little about their lives in the wild. Even seasoned fratologist and sororoligist shiver at their first encounter with a 250-pound frisbee slinging plebe. 

The UCF Tailgating Reserve features some 1,250 square ft of dense undergrad forests peppered with football throwing lane clearings, where many plebes congregate. These channels also offer a rare opportunity to get close to coeds, and participate in many of their customs.  We threw disks at sticks in the ground and knocked off cups. Our Researchers were able to gradually move closer as the plebes became used to their presence, and we were able to catch some great footage for the first time ever.

> Click Here To Watch the Compilation @ CollegeStack.com! <

see more of this groundbreaking footage at www.COLLEGESTACK.com/index.php/community/

Building Plebe Trust is a Risk Worth Taking!

School Yourself:  Human birth control pills work on gorillas.  I wonder if they'd forget to take `em? Just sayin...

Friday, September 11, 2009

UCF Tailgating Palooza!

Sit back, and tune your ear to hear the tale of a College Stack journey. A treacherous trek through a wild wilderness of tents as far as the Guinness-glazed eye can see. This was a place where the beer flowed like wine.  This was unforgiving land laden with corn-holes. It was a place where the polish re-invented horseshoes, and rednecks played golf.  The dangers are so apparent that Red Cross setup sickbays on both sides of this rough country. Only there could you see a raging sea of beautiful women with bodacious bodies shotgunning six-packs faster than the brawniest boys, and we caught it on film. We've witnessed frat-boy feats that could boggle the mind. Some could fling a frisbee faster, farther, straighter, and with more accuracy than any beach bum on any coast around the world. They managed such believe-it-or-nots with a beer welded to their free hand and another thirty pickling their gut. It was truly amazing. The most amazing display was the in-the-spirit-of-Woodstock gathering of all the tribes in peace and love united by a common affinity for our UCF Knights.  Alcohol was guzzled by the tons, and there wasn’t a single shooting or fight…that we saw, but College Stack captured a fraction of this escapade in motion and still shots. We’ll be posting the footage very soon here:

http://collegestack.com/index.php/community/

We hope you enjoy the footage half as much as we enjoyed shooting it.  BTW...Don’t watch it unless you’ve got an iron stomach conditioned for men with mohawks in speedos! (Just joshin... Speedo Dan is The Man!)

School Yourself:  During WWII, because a lot of players were called to duty, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles combined to become The Steagles.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Another WAINY Market Day!

Despite the rain, the College Stack tent still had a great turn-out.  Can you believe almost 300 students wanted to sign up for an account on collegestack.com, or they sought FREE sunglasses and a chance to win a Wii?  As of right now, about a 1/160 chance to win a Wii console.  Even in a steady semi-torrential downpour, these loyal supporters of College Stack came out and signed up by the camel loads.  Well, more like the mining dump truck loads.  BTW, I've always wanted to see Trick My Truck or Pimp My Ride do a show where they tricked/pimped a mining dump truck.  If only I were the producer... You know that would be tizight.  Fo sho. Alright, I'm dizone.  Now, if I can just find a cure for snoopisms. 

A CALL TO ACTION:  Students, Friends, Classmates, Colleagues, Brothers, and Sisters use the site, visit it, and become best-friends-with-benefits with it.  Continue to support us and we'll continue to give away FREE stuff.  It costs you nothing and you get free things out of it.  For once, you can have your cake and eat it too, or Have a serious girlfriend/boyfriend and sleep with other people you really like whichever you prefer.   That's euphemy!  We've planned tons of great things for the student body and also, some of the students bodies, your ongoing encouragement will help that come to fruition.  So, I offer past, present, and future thanks! Well, I guess I better be hitting the old dusty trail.  Remember, 1n2n3n4...Click it, Click it, Click it, Click it, browse it, browse it, browse it, browse it, ooo...and let it roll.

School Yourself:  Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.