Thursday, September 3, 2009

Another WAINY Market Day!

Despite the rain, the College Stack tent still had a great turn-out.  Can you believe almost 300 students wanted to sign up for an account on collegestack.com, or they sought FREE sunglasses and a chance to win a Wii?  As of right now, about a 1/160 chance to win a Wii console.  Even in a steady semi-torrential downpour, these loyal supporters of College Stack came out and signed up by the camel loads.  Well, more like the mining dump truck loads.  BTW, I've always wanted to see Trick My Truck or Pimp My Ride do a show where they tricked/pimped a mining dump truck.  If only I were the producer... You know that would be tizight.  Fo sho. Alright, I'm dizone.  Now, if I can just find a cure for snoopisms. 

A CALL TO ACTION:  Students, Friends, Classmates, Colleagues, Brothers, and Sisters use the site, visit it, and become best-friends-with-benefits with it.  Continue to support us and we'll continue to give away FREE stuff.  It costs you nothing and you get free things out of it.  For once, you can have your cake and eat it too, or Have a serious girlfriend/boyfriend and sleep with other people you really like whichever you prefer.   That's euphemy!  We've planned tons of great things for the student body and also, some of the students bodies, your ongoing encouragement will help that come to fruition.  So, I offer past, present, and future thanks! Well, I guess I better be hitting the old dusty trail.  Remember, 1n2n3n4...Click it, Click it, Click it, Click it, browse it, browse it, browse it, browse it, ooo...and let it roll.

School Yourself:  Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.

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